This forum is not for handouts

[jrickert]

This forum is not for instant answers to questions that you are too lazy to research.

[jrickert]

This forum is not for instant answers to questions that you are too lazy to research.

[Wesley]

Can you please tell me how to ask for a handout?

[woodsy96]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wesley:
Can you please tell me how to ask for a handout? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

can sume1 pls tell me [insert request here]? we r a 1st yr team wif no exp. kthanxbye.

[Adam Vaughan]

Yes, I agree with Mr. Wesley. How do you obtain this "Handout" you speak of? Is it worth many competition points? Will it make my car lighter?

[BuckeyeEngines]

you mean your not going to talk me through the design of everything/ design it for me? I think we all know who it is thats asking all the stupid questions lately. Non of them have names that I can pronounce if that gives you a hint. If something has'nt been talked about on here than another good place to look are these things called books. Carrol Smith seems to have a great book with fundamentals of racing car design/fabrication which alot of people should check out.

[Zac]

can you please email a scanned copy of that book to Akshay_Kumar@gmail.com?

[exFSAE]

im not askin 4 u 2 give me neting.. i jus need 2 kno wut the best engine is

[BillCobb]

Looks like its time to play: "Karnak the Great", where you state the answer and Karnak provides you the question.

For example:

Ans: Goodyear

Karnak: What do you call it when you run out of condoms?

or

Ans: Spring break

Karnak: When yalls gonna get some action?

or

Ans: Stabilizer bar

Karnak: What do you call a beer joint that serves Alka-Selzer?

You will now hurry give me please all answers to my question:

Ans: monocoque.

Karnak:

[L B0MB]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BillCobb:
You will now hurry give me please all answers to my question:

Ans: monocoque. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What do you call it when there is only one male in the room?

[BillCobb]

Ans: Lugnuts

[Drew Price]

Karnak: What do the Fastenal delivery guys do?

Ans: Crossdrilled



Best,
Drew

[BillCobb]

Ans: Seat belt.
Karnak: Beverage hidden in the driver's pants to calm them down.

Ans: impact wench
Karnak: Name another term for the team's pit lizard.

Ans: Ring gear
Karnak: Term for having Juan Paul Montoya drive your car.

Ans: Lap time.
Karnak: Take a break with your favorite impact wench.

Ans: U-Joint
Karnak: Name a 420 friendly Univerity Team's garage.

Ans: Optimum-P
Karnak: Best time to drain the Red Bull.

Ans: Driver Ed.
Karnak: Which horse did Cornell get to perform their wins?

[Jimmy01]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Drew Price:

Ans: Crossdrilled
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: How to design lightest possible wheel rims?

Ans: Viscosity

[poe21]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jimmy01:

Ans: Viscosity </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: what happens to a nylon chain tensioner at 10K RPMS?

Ans: U-Joint

[Matthew Bell]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by poe21:

Ans: U-Joint </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What is something that will cause you much frustration in the near future?

Ans: Carbon Fiber I-Beams

[Old Greg]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Matthew Bell:
Ans: Carbon Fiber I-Beams </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: Which super power weighs the least?

Ans: Shaft Play

[poe21]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Old Greg:

Ans: Shaft Play </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: How do I get the KREEM out of the tube?

Ans: firewall

[woodsy96]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by poe21:
Ans: Firewall </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What protects the driver from alternator belts?

Ans: clevis

[Wesley]

Karnak: What kind of pants does Cletus wear?

Ans: Head bolt

[Will M]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wesley:
Can you please tell me how to ask for a handout? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"People don't want handouts! People want hand jobs!" - Connecticut governor William O'Neill

[Adambomb]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wesley:
Karnak: What kind of pants does Cletus wear?

Ans: Head bolt </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What is that thing in Frankenstein's neck?

Ans: Valve lash

[coastertrav]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adambomb:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Wesley:
Karnak: What kind of pants does Cletus wear?

Ans: Head bolt </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What is that thing in Frankenstein's neck?

Ans: Valve lash </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What happens when you cut yourself on knife edged valves.

Ans: Zipties.

[RacingManiac]

Karnak: Major cause of random cuts in confined space.

Ans: Lock wire/safety wire

[coastertrav]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RacingManiac:
Karnak: Major cause of random cuts in confined space.

Ans: Lock wire/safety wire </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: what will you cut yourself on when no zipties are present?

Ans: pushrods.

[Grant Mahler]

Karnak: After we are done pushing Drew's car inside, we will...

Ans:Washer

[Kirk Feldkamp]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Grant Mahler:
Karnak: After we are done pushing Drew's car inside, we will...

Ans:Washer </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What you need after pushrod.

Ans: Downforce.

[L B0MB]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kirk Feldkamp:
Ans: Downforce. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What is experienced when a fat chick sits on you?

Ans: Heave

[woodsy96]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by L B0MB:

Ans: Heave </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: How to remove downforce

Ans: Caffiene

[benny41]

Karnak: What keeps fsae teams alive?


ans: Bulkhead

[RacingManiac]

Karnak: What you get after a recruitment drive...

ans: Loctite

[coastertrav]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RacingManiac:
Karnak: What you get after a recruitment drive...

ans: Loctite </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: what you do with the formula car keys when Baja is in the shop alone.

Ans: 1/4 turn fasteners.

[poe21]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by coastertrav:

Ans: 1/4 turn fasteners. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: How do you answer the forum topic "tell me how to mount outboard differential on chassis... we are first year teem... tell me!!."?

Ans: AN fittings

[Drew Price]

This is a weird thread.

Which may be a reflection on who started this game.... ??

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Best,
Drew

[dazz]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by poe21:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by coastertrav:

Ans: 1/4 turn fasteners. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: How do you answer the forum topic "tell me how to mount outboard differential on chassis... we are first year teem... tell me!!."?

Ans: AN fittings </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What do I need if I'm not sure if I look hotter in an Army or Naval uniform?

Ans: Crank angle sensor

[coastertrav]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dazz:


Karnak: What do I need if I'm not sure if I look hotter in an Army or Naval uniform?

Ans: Crank angle sensor </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What you use to figure out the offset angle of the diff because the motor sits a little cocked in the chassis.

Ans: Rental Vans

[Mikey Antonakakis]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by coastertrav:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dazz:


Karnak: What do I need if I'm not sure if I look hotter in an Army or Naval uniform?

Ans: Crank angle sensor </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What you use to figure out the offset angle of the diff because the motor sits a little cocked in the chassis.

Ans: Rental Vans </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Karnak: What beats MRacing's school-funded vans in a burnout contest?

Ans: Sawzall

[Æssahættr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Ans: Sawzall </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What is a girl's favourite tool?

Ans: brakleen

[coastertrav]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Æssahættr:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Ans: Sawzall </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What is a girl's favourite tool?

Ans: brakleen </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: how do you enforce the no crack rule in the shop? (nothing is worse than a burning crack)

Ans: 1" rougher.

[Adambomb]

Karnak: The minimum tolerance newbies and the Baja team can hold with a plasma cutter, when they really try.

Ans: Team credit card

[BillCobb]

Ans: Jill with short skirt.

Karnak: Jackscrew.

[poe21]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BillCobb:
Jackscrew. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak : Who pirated the Black Pearl?

Ans: cut-off bit

[Dash]

Karnack: Things that explode in lathe user's face.

Ans: impact attenuator

[Ockham]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Ans: impact attenuator </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What's the driver's pudge for?

Ans: Slip fit.

[coastertrav]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ockham:


Karnak: What's the driver's pudge for?

Ans: Slip fit. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: Name an impossible tolerance. Things machined to this tolerance will either have more free play than the sorostitutes on Greek Row, or have to be put into place with the 10 ton press.

Ans: Rebuild error

[poe21]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by coastertrav:

Karnak: Name an impossible tolerance. Things machined to this tolerance will either have more free play than the sorostitutes on Greek Row, or have to be put into place with the 10 ton press.

Ans: Rebuild error </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: How can SolidWorks slap you when it has no hands?

Ans: Weld Bead

[D.J.]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by poe21:

Karnak: How can SolidWorks slap you with no hands?

Ans: Weld Bead </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: What never looks good upside down?

Ans: fsae advisor

[Ockham]

Karnak: What's Google?

Ans: destructive testing.

[Adambomb]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ockham:
Karnak: What's Google?

Ans: destructive testing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Karnak: The wrong way to test an impact attenuator (http://fsae.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/125607348/m/761102664/p/1)


Ans: Fire suit

Karnak: RAMM-STEIN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D1GW-PNnoI)


Ans: Easy-out

[Mbirt]

Karnak: How do you label the freshman girls at the first meeting that haven't yet discovered fraternities?


Ans: Sandwich makers