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gug
11-03-2003, 05:44 AM
this is the coverletter i am attaching to the latest copy of our formula sae report (formula sae is a subject at adelaide uni). i have wasted over $50 in printing bills on this f@#king bulls@#t f#$cked up file, so im handing it up with some random highlighting and missing the page numbers on about 100 pages.

for those of you out there who get along with computers as well as i do, here is a coverletter for you to attach to your reports. <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> To Whom It May Concern:

Throughout this report you may notice interesting formatting features such as random highlighting, missing page numbers and alternating bold/italic paragraphs. This is a new feature of Microsoft Word. Whenever the author presses print, Word uses its pseudo-random incident generator to determine where the formatting should take place. The pseudo-random incident generator is called pseudo-random because while its output appears random, the highlighting is formatted in such a way as to make the document look as stupid as possible. The same pseudo-random incident generator is used by windows to cause apparently random system crashes, yet these crashes always appear when the user has not saved their work for more than 10 minutes.

My best efforts to remove this feature have come to no avail. Countless hours of editing all go to waste as soon as the print button is pressed, because the pseudo-random reformatting re-occurs at this point. So hopefully some good can come from this feature of Word. The report should definitely stand out more in your mind as unique...

I sincerely hope that when you scream "What the bloody hell page am I on" for the fiftieth time you will remember that it wasn't my fault, and that I tried really really hard to fix it. Also, I hope that you will accept our next 300-page report hand-written.

Yours sincerely,
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actually, since my team members will probably read this and get stuck into me for handing up shit, i should probably say that its not really that bad. ill fix up the highlighting i guess...

im reeeeaallyy tired now. i think i should get some sleep. maybe that will fix up my sense of humour... http://fsae.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

- the problem with the world is stupidity. i'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety lables off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

gug
11-03-2003, 05:44 AM
this is the coverletter i am attaching to the latest copy of our formula sae report (formula sae is a subject at adelaide uni). i have wasted over $50 in printing bills on this f@#king bulls@#t f#$cked up file, so im handing it up with some random highlighting and missing the page numbers on about 100 pages.

for those of you out there who get along with computers as well as i do, here is a coverletter for you to attach to your reports. <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> To Whom It May Concern:

Throughout this report you may notice interesting formatting features such as random highlighting, missing page numbers and alternating bold/italic paragraphs. This is a new feature of Microsoft Word. Whenever the author presses print, Word uses its pseudo-random incident generator to determine where the formatting should take place. The pseudo-random incident generator is called pseudo-random because while its output appears random, the highlighting is formatted in such a way as to make the document look as stupid as possible. The same pseudo-random incident generator is used by windows to cause apparently random system crashes, yet these crashes always appear when the user has not saved their work for more than 10 minutes.

My best efforts to remove this feature have come to no avail. Countless hours of editing all go to waste as soon as the print button is pressed, because the pseudo-random reformatting re-occurs at this point. So hopefully some good can come from this feature of Word. The report should definitely stand out more in your mind as unique...

I sincerely hope that when you scream "What the bloody hell page am I on" for the fiftieth time you will remember that it wasn't my fault, and that I tried really really hard to fix it. Also, I hope that you will accept our next 300-page report hand-written.

Yours sincerely,
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

actually, since my team members will probably read this and get stuck into me for handing up shit, i should probably say that its not really that bad. ill fix up the highlighting i guess...

im reeeeaallyy tired now. i think i should get some sleep. maybe that will fix up my sense of humour... http://fsae.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

- the problem with the world is stupidity. i'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety lables off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

inamo
11-03-2003, 08:22 AM
ROFL http://fsae.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif we've all been there!

Andy K
11-03-2003, 08:52 PM
I must say that I've never had that happen... EVER! http://fsae.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Andris Kanins
McGill Racing Team
2002/2003 Body Design
2003/2004 Suspension

mike240z
11-04-2003, 08:31 PM
You did what?!?!?!? http://fsae.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif I can't believe you handed it up like that! http://fsae.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif That's it, you are out of the team!!!

Angry Joe
11-09-2003, 08:33 PM
Word is the second worst software ever written (after Haltech engine tuning software). If I meet the person that programmed the auto-formatting, I will poke his fucking eyes out with unbent paperclips. Speaking of which, if I meet the guy that came up with the talking paperclip...



Lehigh Formula SAE Alumni
Team Captain 2002-2003

www.lehigh.edu/~insae/formula (http://www.lehigh.edu/~insae/formula)

Kiwi FSAE
11-24-2003, 03:30 AM
Oh I don't know there are some pretty shit programs out there. Hands up who loves Matlab? and anybody that has tried ErgoEase will know the horror that is a program that can only take whole numbers.